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Fragile Heterosexuality

Someone who has a fragile heterosexuality believes that hanging around, talking, and or experiencing anything that is gay would convert them/associate them with being gay. Hence the name fragile heterosexuality, because it's easy to break.

For Example:
Someone who would have a strong heterosexuality would be able to indulge in gay jokes, gay media, and or experience a gay moment without fear of becoming gay, because they know they are straight. Someone who has fragile heterosexuality would avoid the situation as a whole or be homophobic when confronted in fear of that conversion.

A common trend with people with fragile heterosexuality is that they think every gay person is out to get them. That any gay person they meet will have a crush on them.

This begs the question; are they really misinformed/raised that way, or are they in the closet.
Example1:
Alex: Hey want to watch that show called queer eye, it's just a bunch of dudes helping people out through tough times.
John: Nah I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Alex: Like heartfelt life turn arounds and stuff?
John: no, not that, just the name, and those people you know. I don't watch that stuff
Alex: How fragile can someone's Hetero sexuality be.

Example2:
Rory: Yo bro we can get some extra community hours by helping out at the gay veterans event.
Lee: No dude, I'm not going there to be associated with that crowd. Let's do something else.
Rory: What? Is your heterosexuality fragile?

Example3:
Liz: Hey do you want to talk about it, I didn't mean to bump you.
Sarah: What are you going to do, make out with me?
Liz: No, I'm just trying to help. What a fragile heterosexuality.
by Crubber September 11, 2020
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Heterosexual™

When a person is so undeniably straight that it either

1. Makes others uncomfortable or
2. Makes you want to pimp slap them
Unlike heterosexual, which is simply the attraction to the opposite sex.
Heterosexual™ is most likely used in texts or while posting and not in speech, though a minority does say "Heterosexual tm" while speaking
"Your hair looks really good, bro! No homo though." "Dude, dont be so Heterosexual™"
by Pineapplelesbian August 9, 2017
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heternosexual

Don’t let jealous heternosexuals make you feel guilty about your rabbit-like behaviour.
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Hetrosexual

That boy likes only girls. He is a Hetrosexual and/or straight.
by .:Gin:. July 24, 2007
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Homosocial Heterosexual

An individual who has many romantic experiences and spends a great deal of time with members of their own gender yet are physically attracted to individuals of a different gender.
You would think she's a lesbian because of her lifestyle, but no, she's a homosocial heterosexual.
by Aria Nunyabiz April 12, 2010
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hetrosexual

to be hetrosexual you would love the opposite gender or in other words ‘straight
hetrosexual boy and girl
by bob for prez June 4, 2015
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flaming heterosexual

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.
Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.
by jamison313 May 23, 2006
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