heckler

Short for German gun manufacturer Heckler & Koch.

"Tryin to stretch out the coca, like a wrestler, yessir
Keep the Heckler close, you know them smokers'll test ya"

Jay-Z

by xxx January 18, 2005

heckle

to harrass a stand-up comedian during a performance. a comedian is heckled in order to show the audience's lack of interest or satisfaction with success of the comedian's material. usually heckling is done through the means of yelling, jeering, taunting, but it also includes physical and bodily harm.

Don heckled Eddie the standup comedian because Eddie insulted his religion. In a fit of rage, Don through a bottle of beer at Eddie and said, "we jews aren't all cheap you asshole! you suck! boo! go back to new york you fat fuck!" Then eddie retorted, "shouldn't you be doing some accounting or counting money or something you jewish---" then eddie was interupted by the emcee of the open mic night and asked never to return again.

by dsimmer September 3, 2009

heckleberrypie

cleaner way of saying hell

Billy: WHAT THE HECKLEBERRYPIE

coolkid69: wtf did you mean to say hell
Billy: yes

coolkid69 LOL what a pussy cant even say hell

by Hit me harder daddy May 30, 2019

Drive-by heckle

When you are talking to either a single person or a group of people and you happen to crack a joke; that joke leads to the drive-byheckle: a total stranger happens to walk past and puts their two-cents (usually a cheesy pun) into what you just said.

Jack: ...what if in the future, making fun of someone for their age was illegal?
(Large lady in a hat walks by)
Large lady: It should be illegal NOW! (walks away)
Joe: Drive-by heckle.

by Jmind June 17, 2010

Heckler & Koch PSG1

A semi automatic sniper rifle manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Chambered for the 7.62x51mm NATO (.308 Winchester) round, equipped with Hensoldt 6x42mm scope.

The PSG1 is widely considered the most accurate semi automatic sniper rifle in the world.

by JoeBob July 29, 2003

disability heckler

An asshole who goes around and laughs at those with disabilities as they make embarrassing mistakes.

Lance: "Hey Scott C. watch out for the puddle of water"
Scott C. falls into the water
Lance: "Hahahahahahah, you fell into the water when I told you not to you idiot"
Scott C.: "I am not an idiot, I have cerebral palsy"
Lance: "Cerebral Palsy is like being gay, you can choose not to be"
Scott C: "Not only are you a little bitch, but you are a disability heckler"
Lance: At least I am not a disaster mocker
Scott C: No you are a flood worrier you pussy

by Honchongo June 13, 2011

Heckler and Koch

Heckler and Koch - German firearms manufacturer started by Edmund Heckler, Theodor Koch and Alex Seidel, former Mauser engineers, in the late 1940s.

English pronounciation - Heck-ler and Kot-sh (or sometimes Koke).

German pronounciation - the letters "ch" do not sound like they do in English. "Church" is not a ch combination that the Germans ever pronounce. It is more of a chhhh that somewhat sounds like phlegm being summoned from the rear of the throat. However, Most German's say Koch as "Kot-sh".

I work for H&K USA and have to debate the name almost every week! In our branch in Sterling, VA, we all call it 'Kot-sh'.

by Micheal Trizetti November 22, 2003