Bang Heading

When someone tries to "Head Bang" to a song but do it in such an off beat or weird manner that it's just sad.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out this new song I found."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."

by Tortuga Dorian November 25, 2010

Turtle Heading

When shit starts playing Peek-a-Boo with your butthole.

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.

by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018

handitizer

Hand + Sanitizer term used by a genuis 5 year old.

Mom, need any handitizer?

by EtotheT March 17, 2010

turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009

handinable

When you just finished writing a paper and you haven't had time to edit or spell check. Typically written the night before it is due. This isn't a paper that you want to hand in but it will give you something to turn in to your teacher.

3:45am:
Dude 1: Oh man I just finished my research paper. Thank God!
Dude 2: Nice how is it?
Dude 1: Well, it's handinable.
Dude 2: Good luck with that haha!

by fuzzy473 December 16, 2009

Handism

Discrimination against a certain group of people based on their dominant hand.

"I can accept your inability to multitask, you're right handed after all," a friend said to another. "Hey that's not fair! That's handism!" the friend replied.

by 7anooch November 23, 2011

Errin Handie

A Jewdo fighter who loves cock and Batman and especially Batman's cock.

"Did you see that Errin Handie all over Batman's cock at the 'Dark Knight' premier?"

by Matthew Scoobinstein December 31, 2011