The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014

hellers

The cool way of saying "Hell yeah".

Mike: "Hey Joey, want to go see my Mom mud wrestle?"
Joey: "Hellers!"

by jfreshone June 25, 2010

Heller

An old name for a intensely cold winter’s day, or a dreadful winter storm complete with bitter cold, snow, hailstones or freezing rain. Originally called ‘storms from hell’ the name became abbreviated to heller.

Look at that sky, there’s a real heller on the way.

by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016

Hellen Keller 64

The only person on a team in a co-op game that doesn't have a microphone.

Anthony B. : Why does Ashley not come help me? I'm being hunted!

Justin Y. : She is busy typing what she is gonna do, that's why.

Anthony B. : Why does she have to be the Hellen Keller 64 of our group?! We're getting murdered!

by HAWP August 25, 2011

Helle Thorning

The Danish definition of Rage Quit.

A Helle Thorning:

Dave: Any ONE of these SIX FUCKING CARDS and I would have won! UnbeFUCKINGlievable! You are terrible! You should have lost! Fucking cards! FUCK YOU!"

- From Rage Quit

by Kimovitzh October 4, 2011

hellertown

Literal hell; cops like to pull you over for absolutely no reason; they sit at 7 eleven on Main Street at 3am; sucks for finding bud; not many places to explore; meth labs

Hellertown Pennsylvania

by Hunnn1996 January 27, 2018

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears

Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...

by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015