hijacking

1: Masturbating in a plane when in mid-flight(especially in the cock-pit)

2. Masturbating while stoned

Yesterday, I was hijacking in a hijacked plane

by PowerSerg June 15, 2011

Hijacker

A Hijacker could be defined as one who masturbates on a plane. This could also be considered as "sneaking into the mile high club."

Upon his return to the United States, the world traveler shares his experience of masturbating over the Atlantic Ocean. His only defense was "Who can't go 8 hours without choking it?" Phil rightfully names him the "Hijacker."

by MikeydaV May 26, 2006

hijackeoke

The act of pouncing at the opportunity to perform somebody else's karaoke request when the DJ is met with silence when he/she calls their name.

DJ: "Alex, is going to perform Stormzy Shut Up, Alex... Alex are you here?"
Friend: "Hijackeoke?"
Me: "Hijackeoke..."

by RowlGarcia March 30, 2017

Hijack

Used as a form of greeting, specifically for a person named jack.

“Hijack! How did the game go last night?”

by ALittleBeeNamedHarold December 6, 2021

photo hijacker

someone who deliberatly gets into photos of othr people or groups of people they do not know

"whos that next to your mum"

"dont know...must be a photo hijacker"

by millerlovescock January 7, 2009

Tab Hijack

When you go to a website (usually via Google) and upon finding nothing useful, it wont let you leave by either:

A) Making you outsmart the website by pressing the back button twice in quick succession.

B) Giving up and opening a new tab because the above was futile.

"Damn, I wanted to find a picture of that CD, but this useless website Tab Hijacked me!"

by Polarity10 August 18, 2009

TV Hijack

When someone takes over the TV and does not allow you to change to your preffered channel. The person doing this is known as the TV Hijacker.

Royston:"Did you see that new sketch show last night?"

Marvin:"No Frank completely TV hijacked all night, watching repeats of Frasier."

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009