heimlussy

APush teacher and bald man extraordinaire, Heimlussy is the unique sexual organ of this magnificent creature. While mere mortals may have a dick, the Heimlussy is God's greatest creation known to man

I love bald men, Heimy Weimy! Let me see that Heimlussy

by HeimlerEnjoyer69 May 6, 2022

Gabe Helmy

Gabe helmy is a youtube who likes pineapple on pizza. If you disagree then fuck yourself

Person1:"Hey lets order pizza with pineapple"

Person2:"Ew that is gross you should be arrested for thinking about that"

Person1:"Leave my house, and kill yourself . i thought we could be like Gabe Helmy from youtube (the best youtuber ever with 100,000,000,000 subs) but fuck you jeff."

by Hahaha6969;) October 29, 2017

HIMYM

Acronym for the TV show, How I Met Your Mother

Hey, did you check out last night's episode of HIMYM?

by teegee87 October 29, 2007

Heidy

She's a beautiful amazing girl she's always there for you she makes you happy she's the best honestly, I love her alot she's one of the best things that could happen go you in your life without her there's no happiness, she makes me happy and I love making her happy she's my bestfriend my favorite if you get a Heidy keep her she's a keeper

Heidy is my best friend and I love her

by Gamer_2702 January 5, 2018

Gabe helmy

Loves pineapples more than his cat and family

Family : hi Gabe so nice to see you honey

Gabe: do you have pineapples Mom?
Family: no I didn’t realize your were stoping by
Gabe : oh well I’m leaving then
Family : oh that Gabe helmy oof

by Bkjn h h u April 22, 2018

Heimerdinger

A Heimerdinger is a comparatively miniscule male genitalia in which the operator of aforementioned genitalia has pubic hair completely surrounding it.

That guy last night had a Heimerdinger.

by ThickCrackery67 December 29, 2018

heimlich job

when you push repetitively with the palm of your hand on a dick so it goes in and out mulitple times

dude last night susan gave me a heimlich job to make up for lost time

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017