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I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"
by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020
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Heaux

It basically means hoe. It's kinda a more fun way to type it
John: Would you ever date her?
Jack: Nah man, she's a heaux
by Dumb Definer March 21, 2016
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Heather Gilmer

A girl who has a lot to her: she's smart, funny, nice, honest, sexy and beautiful. Looks as though she is a Goddess, The only thing is: she doesn't know any of that. She doesn't believe it although people around her tell her it's true all the time. She's a great sport and has a heart the size of the ocean. She's just straight adorable. If she truly falls in love, She loves with all of her heart and soul. If you ever need her, she is there. Her feelings get hurt easily but she bounces back quickly, Although, deep hurts take longer to get over. If you do her wrong, or hurt her deeply, she doesn't forget and she will hold the grudge for a lifetime. If you happen to know a Heather, never let her go. She's more than worth your time.
I wish my girlfriend was a Heather Gilmer
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Heath Vander Ark

Him.
Heath Vander Ark is him.
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Headhunterz

A Hardstyle DJ from the Netherlands. Real name is Willem Rebergen.
OMFG, that Headhunterz track is awesome!
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