clitty hardon

When a babe's clit stands on end due to an aroused nature.

"She got the damned near most erect clitty hardon I've ever seen as I began to eat out her p'zone.

by SRS May 1, 2005

Percy Hardon

When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.

Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!

by Vanilla Weis March 3, 2009

Haidon

Absolutely The Best Niggas in The Game. They Short but make up for it with a Big 🍆. Will hold you down no matter what!

“Haidon, That Dick Good” said insert female name
“IK” replies Haidon

by clout philosophy October 3, 2019

Haydon

A man with a massive cock and he likes one girl, he is loyal, handsome, funny and over all good in bed

Haydon is so sexy

by Vibrating mr Ashton September 18, 2018

Die-Hardon

When watching something particularly manly, such as action films or explosions, an erection ensues.

I enjoyed that pipe bomb so much, I got a Die-Hardon

by carolejonchris March 3, 2008

Hardon's

Slang word for the fast-food chain Hardee's.

Do you want to go to Hardee's, Barfy's, Pizza Slut, or Taco Smell?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Haddon

A frustrated christian person who beats his dick off almost everyday for being jealous of other people in life.
Uses the classic christian speech to hide his homosexuality.

Haddon is gay.

by Urban Poison June 7, 2019