hattage

A word used to describe the quality of ones hat

man that is some serious hattage

by theallseeingi December 29, 2006

hattenin

the same thing as happening;

eyy yoo bayy, whats hattenin? ;

by Juliet [; January 25, 2009

Hatton Test

Like the Bechdel Test, but for media portraying a person with a disability.

The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?

"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".

by Gertrude Bell April 17, 2014

Hatani

One who has attained the highest possible prestige as a result of rigorous participation in video games

Whoa, how long has he been playing for? He's probably a Hatani!

by PlayOverwatch May 21, 2018

Hatstand

Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book “The man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.

The dictator of Azerbaijan is completely hatstand.

by IngyG May 17, 2020

Haktan

He's an alright guy. Good looking and handsome. Can be a little loud sometimes but other than that hes a really positive attitude in life which he spreads with loved ones near him.

That guy over there is just like Haktan!

by maxxam5 January 7, 2020

hatting

To make anti-gay comments to hide the fact that you are gay and desire other men and cock.

Dude, check out Zeke. He’s hatting again on those fellas. You know he just wants to follow them to the bathhouse and swallow their wads.

Quit hatting

by Black Salamander December 21, 2018