gatekeeper

a friend who acts as the perfect third wheel by distracting parents and/or guardians while friends are hooking up nearby

"Hey Amelia, thanks for watching the door the other day while Levi and I were hooking up. You're the best gatekeeper ever!"

by notsohazeleyes August 15, 2015

Gatekeepers

Overgrown chest hair that drapes over your entire nipple, blocking it from view.

Brian loves it when LeeAnn tugs on his Gatekeepers.

by Biff38 January 29, 2007

Gatekeeper Apologist

A gatekeeper apologist is a person who defends a gatekeeper.

Person A: I suffer from depression. I am in the middle of getting it treated.

Gatekeeper: you are not suffering from depression. You don't even have anything to be depressed about.

Person A: Are you gatekeeping depression?

Gatekeeper apologist: no they are not gatekeeping, You are just lying about your illness.

by Psychedelia November 22, 2020

Gatekeeper

The sexual act where one partner acts as the 'gatekeeper' clenching his or her anus in an attempt to prevent the other partner from penetrating the anus forcefully with his member or a phallic sexual aid (dildo).

Man... Bob and I were playing gatekeeper last night and he was able to siege my stronghold in moments.

by JacobianSmith October 28, 2012

Gatekeeper

The Gatekeeper is a Teambang participant who usually occupies the mouth and throat of the female attendee until it is time for the Tube Greaser to step in or for said Gatekeeper to become the Tube Greaser.

I was in a Teambang the other day as a Gatekeeper, but I lost my cool and became a Tube Greaser.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

gatekeeper

a word girls use on tik tok talking about gatekeeper because someone doesn’t answer them about a specific thing about where one thing is from

stop being a gatekeeper and tell us where it’s from

by hadtosayit November 11, 2021

Gatekeeper

Tim

Tim is such a Gatekeeper he tells me i'm a Poser even though I'm literally listening to the Band and know almost all of their songs

by sooouuup July 23, 2020