hasselhoffed

1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.

Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!

Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.

by dailyemerald.com/4front May 21, 2007

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hasselhoffed

The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.

Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed

by Nick Paganelli May 25, 2007

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1)After cumming into a girls mouth you say, "Oh No!, your drownin in cum, let me throw you my booies to save you!" and then you shove your balls in her mouth.

2)A girl is giving you head and and you proceed to cum in her mouth, she pretents she's drowning and you being mitch and all have to save her by giving her mouth to mouth(only if she swallows)

3)A girl is riding you, but only to the point where the top inch or so of your penis is being inserted.. this continues on for as long as david wants.

4) Something my Boyfriend thinks I would never do.
5) Something that the girl does all the work
6) Most girls would do 2 out of 3

Girl: "Whats the David Hasslehoff?"
Guy: "Let me show you"

Girl: "Okay"
Guy: "Are you choking?"
Girl: (muffled of course) "Yes"
Guy: "Let me save you, Hurry up and swallow"

by Red-Head December 30, 2005

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Hasselhoffed

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.

-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.

by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008

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