Hastings, NE

Hastings Nebraska is one of the best cities in our great nation. Hastings is the birthplace of some of the nations greatest treasures such as Kool-Aid, and Tom Osborne. Population of around 25,000. Hastings College a glorified high school and is full of douchebag kids from surrounding towns, and Colorado that think they are good at sports. The library has lots of books in it. Good golf and a few good bars including murphy's wagon wheel and Wanda's.

Goliath: Are you going home for the weekend?

Reggie: Yes! those big douchers from hastings college are on break!!!

Goliath: Yay! Hastings, NE is awesome!

by theKoolAid May 4, 2011

Hastings, MN

A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).

A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.

by ChrsJnvch86 June 1, 2011

Haliny

Haliny is a unique name given to someone rare but beautiful. A Haliny cares about everyone - and although they don't like to show it they have beautiful caring hearts. They have great taste in Music and always know how to accessorize even the ugliest outfit. They take nothing for granted and they live life to the fullest, and if you stand in their way, they will beat you up. Any one with the name Haliny has a bright future - although lazy at time they are naturally smart. They also tend to attract attention to themselves unintentionally by asking stupid questions in class, but they light up everybody's day by doing so and make people laugh in the worst of cases. So go get yourself a friend called Haliny, I have one, and she is everything you can want in a friend.

Hey where is Haliny? The whole class room is silent.

by Mammamia August 5, 2012

Hamline University

A liberal arts school where half the students play sports and the other half of the students do not. The athletes are D3. The liberal arts kids try to dress unique, dance, and sing at awkward times; 1 out of 6 people are not straight. It feels just like high school with more gay people.

Dude what's at Hamline University? Liberal arts things plus sports.

by Shanikana May 2, 2009

Dan Hastings

1) A total loser fetus faced asshole who uses girls for sex.

2) A wannabe marine.

1) Person 1: A Dan Hastings just tried to get in my pants!

Person 2: NO WAY! what an ass!

2) I wish I was a marine.. but I'm just not good enough. :(

by hatesbeinused2009 August 5, 2011

East Hastings

East Hastings is the poorest neighbourhood in Canada. The streets are overrun with drug addicts (who have no problem with shooting up in the street) and prostitutes. This neighbourhood is not for the faint of heart. It isn't overall that dangerous, there is a hell of a lot worse places then East Hastings. But when there you should keep on your toes and watch your back. The media really exagerates how bad it is there. It is also the oldest neighbourhood in Vancouver, if junkies, pandhandlers, and prostitutes don't frighten or anger you then East Hastings is the place to be.

Mike: Want to go to East Hastings?
Bill: No way, I don't feel like getting shot.
Mike: Don't be closeminded, only way you will get shot there is if you fuck with the wrong people.

by Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 22, 2007

hauling ass

1. To Move at an Excessive speed

Man I was Hauling Ass on the freeway today win i was pulled over.

by BlackScorpion March 8, 2003