haster

a person who eats toothpaste

my sister is a haster she just goes to the bathroom every single hour

by Earth Worm Sally April 1, 2018

hosier

A term used to define someone from the Midwest portion of the United States (i.e; America's Heartland). Generally used in a joking manner, but can be used as an insult depending on the tone in which it is used.

Oh the new guy? He's a hosier.

by Proteas March 12, 2005

Dennis Hastert

The third most powerful man in America; the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives in the history of the United States; a former high school teacher and coach; a genuine human being known for his straight-talk and Midwestern values; works hard during the week in Washington and comes home during the weekend like most Americans, unlike run-of-the-mill politicians who aren't in touch with their constituents or reality since they spend all their time in Washington, DC.

Dennis Hastert: the coach is my speaker.

by acb October 15, 2006

Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

Dennis Hastert

1. A man who thought it was more important for Republicans to win in Florida than it was to protect underage Congressional Pages from being preyed upon by former Rep. Mark Foley.

2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.

3. A man who is an enabler.

Dennis Hastert did nothing when people came to him expressing concerns about Mark Foley sending inappropriate emails to Congressional Pages.

by jesster79 October 8, 2006

hosiery

n. The act of getting hosed in any aspect of life.

My team scored the most points in my fantasy football league, but I didn't make the playoffs because constant hosiery all season long has decimated my overall record.

by mikesong September 11, 2012

Hasserday

(Adj.) Term used to describe a girl who has her days. Good looking one day and a wreck the next.

Lindsay Lohan is a hasserday, she is gorgeous one day and terrible looking the next.

by Matthew R. Parker February 7, 2008