Get the harridson mug.A despicable being who has dedicated their life to spreading hatred, misery, and ignorance, while its origins are unknown, scientists believe it is the only human to evolve past the need for compassion. Has singlehandedly destroyed civilizations, his presence alone is enough to wither plants and animals and makes even the most evil of humans quake in their boots. Legends state it was trained by Satan himself and is his disciple. If you sense this being approaching evacuate immediately and do not return, as any land it claims is said to be decimated and uninhabitable for decades after its arrival.
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Get the Harrigan mug.She is beautiful, and always has your back, but when faced with danger ... She laughs—when terror overwhelms her, she loses control. When bullies corner her, her laughter cuts through their taunts. Then comes the smell, the spreading stain, of diarrhea. and the frozen stares. They flee. She walks on, her messy defiance more terrifying than their cruelty. Most people fight, flight, or freeze. But Harrisann has added a new one, Shit.
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Get the Hagridland mug.King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).
The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:
I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!
Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house
Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!
I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!
Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house
Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!
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Get the King Harkinian mug.Ethan Harrigan is a guy who likes to have some fun, party hardy as you might say. He's a mix of all the racial breeds, he's like a beautiful modern-day Jesus-like figure with an even holier figure if you know what I mean. He's got it like that AND he has that DAWG in him fr.
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Get the Ethan Harrigan mug.a pussy. so dramatic and thinks everything is about him. big ass ego and thinks that he goes through more than anyone because he’s got a dead gramma and family that disciplines him when he’s clearly in the wrong. loves to play victim when he the complete opposite <3
a jah’leerpinkney-harrigan makes shit music!
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