Harpoonis

A mix between a harpoon and a penis. Thats literally it.

Guy 1: Harpoonis lmao!!!
Guy 2: Please leave me alone you died years ago.

by Kat.,.,., February 13, 2022

Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face June 7, 2018

Harpooning

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.

Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.

by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019

Harpooning

When a skinny man or man slight of stature engages in a relationship of sexual nature with an overweight to obese woman.

Damn, look at that skinny guy with that huge chick. He harpooning!

by Fedarell April 28, 2022

Harpoonion

When a person gives their opinion on something and another person gives an immediate and completely opposite opinion.

John: "I think the Healthcare system needs some restructuring because the wait times are really long."

Sue: "Nurses make too much money and don't do anything. THAT'S the problem!"

Greg: "Whoa... Sue's harpoonion derailed the conversation!"

by TheRicketyChair December 31, 2025

Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.

“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”

by gamerman November 5, 2019