Harpooning

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While doing some Whale Watching and harpooning at the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by Denna123 January 16, 2022

Harpoon

A belly button ring on a fat girl also known as a harpoon

Joe: Yo did you see that fat girl with a belly button piercing it was nasty!

Bob: That wasn't a belly button piercing that was a harpoon.

Joe: No wonder whaling is illegal.

by Carabao July 6, 2010

Harpoon

Harpoon: Discreet Codename for an extremely Fat ugly Woman.

T: Look at that Fat Ass.
J: That Harpoon is soo fat it would take a Harpoon to kill that whale.

by TROD July 18, 2005

Harpoon

During sex when ur jizzing on a girls face u poke her in the eye with ur penis.

Last night i gave madison a harpoon shes alright though

by Harrtmonkey111 May 1, 2011

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

by xbadwolfx August 12, 2008

harpoon

The act of punching a hole in ones pocket to allow frequent masturbation in public places.

"That guys tim, I heard he harpooned his pockets"
"Yeah I thought he was a tosser"

by Serious Sam June 26, 2004

harpoon

to frequent a night spot for the sole purpose of meeting and engaging obese prospects for sex.

We're going to The Ritz to harpoon a fresh catch. Wanna come?

by Jaytex March 12, 2003