Harpoons

What you man when whales (land and sea) approach.

ZOMG look at that bitch waddling over to us! Where are teh harpoons, man them!

by StrizzMatik February 17, 2010

Harpooning

It's when you go out to the bars with the intent to bring home a women that resembles a whale. Usually you are in a drunk state of mind or you might just be into big women. In any case get out that harpoon and nab yourself a fatty.

Tonight is going to be a great night I'm going harpooning downtown.

by Joseph horn October 5, 2009

Harpoonable

someone who is overly sexy

a desired fat boy

Sally: dont you think ellen is harpoonable?
Rod: yeah, I'd harpoon that..

by berry :-) August 15, 2007

Harpoon

A term often used for, when a piece of garlic has fallen on the floor and you step on it but your parents usual dry cleaner lady’s cat has died and instead of getting it cremated, they just shoved it in there oven for 567 degrees Celsius.

Omg Jenny did you hear about Joehanus’s Harpoon Incident?

by bussylicker647 May 7, 2021

Harpooning

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While doing some Whale Watching and harpooning at the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by Denna123 January 15, 2022

Harpoon

A belly button ring on a fat girl also known as a harpoon

Joe: Yo did you see that fat girl with a belly button piercing it was nasty!

Bob: That wasn't a belly button piercing that was a harpoon.

Joe: No wonder whaling is illegal.

by Carabao July 8, 2010

Harpoon

Harpoon: Discreet Codename for an extremely Fat ugly Woman.

T: Look at that Fat Ass.
J: That Harpoon is soo fat it would take a Harpoon to kill that whale.

by TROD August 8, 2005