getting hard or hardly getting?

Pun that employs a very clever sexual innuendo.

Hey Jon, are you getting hard or hardly getting? Just kidding we know your not getting anything at all.

by Philler tha Killer January 27, 2010

not hardly alice

feeling not yourself, feeling less than what you are capable of

antonyms:almost alice

Guy #1: Dude, i feel like im not hardly alice today
Guy #2: Go take a nap you feel better than

by /b/vader March 29, 2010

working hard or hardly working

similar to are we having fun yet?, a ridiculous and stupid phrase coined by would-be witty people who cannot be funny so they toss around catch phrases they hear.

working hard, or hardly working? ha!

you are an imbacil. we reserve the right to refuse service. we are exercising that right as of now. get the fuck out of my store.

by Tha_Cuddla June 11, 2005

I hardly know her

A joke youtuber Kurtis Conner usually makes.

this joke is usually made after a word that ends in the "er" sound

"Creeper? I hardly know her." Kurtis Conner, In Love With A Creeper, 2021.

by AngelMoss August 13, 2023

working hard or hardly working

singlehandedly, the stupidest phrase i have ever heard. it is not funny when used to a student and it is not funny when used to a coworker. you are not witty, you are a dumbass.

first off, there is no way that you can in any way compare working hard to hardly working. how can you confuse the two? you can't.

second off, if you have in some way found a way to a management position and use this phrase, someone in your office is going to send you a big bag of poop.

thirdly, it is not a pick up line. a pick up line is, "hey baby, do you have any black in you? you want some?" this does not compare.

fitzgerald: hey sexy mama, working hard or hardly working?

helga: go fuck yourself.

fitzgerald: okay.

by shizzfuzz May 17, 2010

Working Hard or hardly working

A lame pickup line used in the office or at work in an attempt to hook up with or hit on a coworker. Mainly used by males trying to hit on female coworkers. Sometimes used to break the ice.

Boy: Hey baby, working hard or hardly working?
Girl: Go away thank you. I've heard that one twice before at this job and several times at my other jobs.

by blackandred96 January 22, 2010

rolls can hardly

An expression indicating a person is so abnormally large that they struggle slowly to move from one place to another on their own feet.

Shortened version of the saying, "(s)he can roll down a hill, but can hardly walk."

Yo dude, why are we moving so slow.

Well, that women up there rolls can hardly.

by Nottobrite September 28, 2005