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harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
by Chris4444 January 9, 2012
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Hardened Clay

"Hey george look at that hardened clay"
"You melt me"
by georgenotclothed February 1, 2021
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Hardik

Hardik is an Indian given name, and literally it means "From the Bottom of the Heart". Another literal translation of "Hardik" in English means "Hearty boy".
Hardik, that's so sweet of you to do.
by Hetzifo Haun July 28, 2011
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Hardee County

1. An agriculture based county in Central Florida.

2. A small town, where everyone is friendly, yet fake.

3. Everybody knows everything in 10 seconds.

4. # 1 in teenage pregnancy in Florida. Number 2 now, but we're fighting for the top!

5. A place that you want to get the hell out of as soon as you graduate! If not, it sucks you in and eats you alive.
Sally: Where do you live?

James: Hardee County.

Sally: *laughs hysterically* Sucks to be you!

(or, more often):

Sally: Where the hell is that?
by hardeegirl December 29, 2010
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Harder daddy

When the person who’s fucking you up just won’t go hard so you shout “harder daddy” and they fuck you to the limit you can’t even stand.
Harder Daddy, daddy!!! fuck me harderrrrrrrr, ohhhhh yes please daddy *moan* d-daddy f-f-fuck me h-harder *moan* go h-harder on me daddy!!! Daddy! OHHhH Lord D-daddy you’re fucking me soooo hard today *moan*
by DARKER MATTER April 19, 2019
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Mountain Hardwear

a brand of superior outdoors clothing worn by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Great technical design and features, great outdoors lifestyle clothing and equipment without ridiculous prices. Not yet co-opted by poseurs. Identified by a stylized nut often accompanied by the words "Mountain Hardwear" in distinctive script. Primarily carried in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Jess - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"

Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
by da Chetster March 1, 2009
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hardin scott

the hottest thing/person in the entire universe
hey did you see that hot guy named shroom, he’s so hardin scott!
by mushroomlover November 19, 2020
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