Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

green hard hat

People that wears green hard had are usualy better than there blue hard hat coworkers .

My favorite coworker wears a green hard hat

by Scsmagikarp February 14, 2023

National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th

Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day

by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021