hansolps4

Hansolps4 is a big Kpop account also one of the nicest most kind caring moots ever, he is very talented and puts a lot of effort and time in his edits, he deserves the world <3

Hansolps4: look at the comments

The comments: *something so nice comforting and kind*

by carat985svt February 13, 2022

Han Solo's Day

A holiday celebrated on February 14th, instead of Saint Valentine's Day, to commemorate the ending to A New Hope when Han Solo turned the Millennium Falcon around and attacked the Death Star, the Galactic Empire's ultimate weapon and battle station the size of a small moon. Without his aid, Luke Skywalker's X-Wing would've been shot down by Darth Vader and the Rebel Alliance would have been defeated. But Han Solo didn't do this for fame or fortune, he did it for Princess Leia, a girl who was banging her brother. He made himself into a fugitive wanted across the entire galaxy for a girl who showed no interest in him, and that is true love.

Guy: I thought of giving you chocolate and roses for Valentine's Day, but instead decided to get you this 8" Chewbacca figure for Han Solo's Day.
Girl: Oh I love you!
Guy: I know.

by Bob Afett February 11, 2007

han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 31, 2008

hanslow

to be in a position of self inflicted sexual awkwardness such as sitting in a bar with many girls who you have had sexual relationships with.

"woah jake!, im feeling like i totally hanslowed this situation"

by the winston March 14, 2011

Hansoo

An Asian man that thinks he is a white male. In other words, “a Twinkie”. Symptoms of this fatal Disease are, an Asian having a big penis, having terrible grades, and constantly wanting to commit sudoku.

“Jim is totally a god damn chink, I mean Hansoo”!

by Hansoo May 30, 2020

Hansojo

That's his Han Solo' dad!

Hansojo, that's his dad!

by Big pog man April 7, 2021

The Han Solo

The Han Solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). You then jizz on her under the table. Congratulations, you have completed "The Han Solo." Make sure if there are any other guys present, you jizz first.

"Hey, John. So we were out at Romano's earlier and I totally pulled The Han Solo out on Rebbecca. She was pretty pissed when she found out. Yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. You know a lawyer?"

by F201 October 17, 2008