Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Left handed stranger

Masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

I was bored with normal masurbation, so I gave the left handed stranger a shot.

by I am not here May 14, 2013

Left handed Redhead

The perfection of human kind, but since this left handed person is also a ginger, they are also perfection of the alien race. This person is within the 1% of the world's population making them the minority. Gingers are known to be exotic as well as having a higher sex drive, so what does this mean if that ginger is left handed? It is hard to discover, but once found, it is easy to say it was breath taking to the point they give you your breath back. There are rarely any definitions for this left handed redhead because no words can truly describe the experience they give you.

That left handed redhead blew my mind.

by A left handed redhead December 2, 2011

Left handed Scorpios

The craziest bitches you'll ever meet. They're fun loving, nasty, and confident. You wish your boyfriend was a left handed Scorpio.

Lena: Oh my god, Stacey just tackled Joey

Jay: Yk them left handed scorpios, that's why you don't piss them off

by Kxtty May 9, 2020

high-handed

Someone who is high-handed uses their power or authority more forcefully than is needed without thinking about the feelings or wishes of other people

It is not a court verdict; it simply demonstrates the high-handedness of the President who had personal scores to settle with opposition

by Vishal Shukla November 10, 2008

right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 5, 2013

Honked

The state of being completely drained, or so exasperated with somebody to the point that you're just done with them.

Joshua: *tells a joke*
Jean: I'm just too honked to deal with you right now.

by MissedAche May 30, 2019