Hand job

to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
by dagger_grrl October 12, 2003
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Hand Job

When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!
I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.
by Pink and moist July 27, 2008
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hand-job

it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.
yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.
by Julian,,,Poli May 23, 2008
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Hand job

1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.

2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.

2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
by opd868 September 26, 2013
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Hand job

A funny game on MXC or having a female do mastribation for a male.
Hey, you see MXC? The game hand job looked pretty cool.
No, I was getting a hand job from Katie, so i missed it.
by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003
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Hand job

when a girl wackes a guys dick off
by cock sucker April 04, 2003
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Hand job

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.
Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.
by hermes April 19, 2003
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