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hayride

A hayride is a pleasure ride in an open truck, wagon or sleigh which has been decorated with hay or straw and similar farmlife paraphernalia. In modern times it is usually organized commercially and takes place at night.

Hayrides on Halloween are often dubbed as 'haunted hayrides'. During Fall, in Colorado and Other Great Plain states, a hayride may feature a stop at a Pumpkin Patch where passengers can pick a Pumpkin.
I took my daughters to Pumpkin festival, there were hayrides, face paiting and pumpkin decorating.
by Ole-lukoye October 19, 2009
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Hayride

When a man or woman sits on the face of a dude with a medium to long beard.
Look at that guy with beard... I'd love to take a hayride on that.
by LACotton November 27, 2016
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choctaw hayride

Choctaw Hayride is a perverse sexual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman's anus, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (Choctaw), and with the hand that's left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).
Hey babe, do you want a portugese breakfast or a Choctaw hayride?
by hotsac97 January 16, 2015
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Hayride

An extremely exciting ride, on erm…hay around a farm. The ride usually lasts much too long, and you freeze your ass off. Comes in boring, and boring with haunted freaks varieties.
Our school forced us to go on a hayride for homecoming again, DAMMIT!
by RebelWithoutAClause October 10, 2004
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Hamerism

like a mannerism - reference to a slang word used in Framingham, Massachusetts: a Hamerism within itself.
OppaBomba is a Hamerism because it's definition, although Jamaican, stems from its use in Framingham.
by Justin Obscure March 18, 2007
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hayriding

sitting in the back of a pickup truck with grass in the bed of the truck with that special someone
"Are you guys hayriding?"
"Yes, every Tuesday."
by g-blay October 4, 2011
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college hayride

grand and absurd revelry, often relating to a ridiculous string of events following drunken mayhem.

The term derivates from a night in a small Ohio town, when
a hayride full of drunk people stopped in a central parking lot. Everyone on the hayride was shouting "hayride!" Several dozen drunk and high students ran toward the hayride and hopped on. The students soon discovered that the driver of the hayride was a retiredpolice officer of 28 year who had recently left the force. On the hayride,an elderly lady offered some of the passengers beer. The hayride proceeded down mainstreet, where everyone waved bottles in the air and screamed, "College! Hayride! College Hayride!" The hayride ended at the retired police officer's house, where all the passengers where invited inside for more booze and halloween snacks.

For all the unexpected goodness in ohio! and in oberlin and else where- COLLEGE HAYRIDE!
I blew some adderoll & wrote 50 pages on Lyndon B Johnson -- it was a real college hayride!
by evanl December 8, 2006
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