Hammerschmidt

Sombody with a long schlong. He uses it well and can make anybody well just by slapping them with it!!! He like donuts also

Hammerschmidt made me fell better last night. He also gave me a donut

by Big dick giles aka russo February 14, 2019

hammersmith academy

the worst school to ever be in

"what was ur biggest mistake?"

"Applying to hammersmith academy"

"what skl do u go to?"
"hammersmith academy"
"im so sorry"

by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022

Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"

"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

by rammymolnar May 14, 2020

bag 'o' hammers

used to describe how insanely stupid a person is.

Man, that guy's as dumb as a bag 'o' hammers.

by pedro1 February 7, 2007

hammerspacetime

The combination of hammerspace and hammertime as predicted by Albert Einstein. As a neologism it almost makes no sense.

"Wow, placing this Tumble Time Tigger next to this Amy Rose figurine warps quite a bit of hammerspacetime."
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?"

by Vitriol July 22, 2006

hammersteined

drunk after drinking beer during octoberfest. or anywhere else.

man i was hammersteined last night!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005