hammered 

(Females Only) When you are so drunk that you get a bloody nose for half an hour, and then wake up so horny you give the first guy you see a blowjob for 45 minutes

Man I L O V E it when the girls get hammered at after-prom

hammered by the_ saint December 13, 2007

hammered 

1. one who is incredibly intoxicated.

2. something you did that was stupid

He's so hammered he can't walk straight.

"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"

hammered by sick pick September 5, 2009

hammered 

To be beaten up badly

She got hammered last night.

hammered by Cara N April 15, 2008

Hammered 

VERB and Adjective: To be completely wasted on boos and drugs so that you may in fact be brained in the face by another person who is also hammered.

"Dude that party was soooo awesome!"
"I can't remember any of it."
"You were so hammered, I saw you get brained in the face."

Hammered by Hamme February 9, 2008

hammered 

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hammered by HammeredDotOrg May 1, 2011

hammered 

The guy who smokes you at the track!!

Man you just got hammered...His car hauls ass...

hammered by Hammered December 14, 2004

hammered 

Hammered is a term heroin addicts use to say they're stoned, high, going on the nod, feeling it etc. No particular reason except that hammer is also a street term for heroin, as are many other words beginning with H.

Guy 1: "Are you feeling it"
Guy 2: "Man I'm hammered, I can't even keep my eyes open"

hammered by nevergaveyouniggasmoney June 25, 2016