Hamburglar Thighs 

It's that thing you know when a woman shoves a ham between her thighs and tries to waddle out of walmart with it under her skirt.

Tanisha should bring the easter ham this year - she gained so much weight that she now has the best hamburglar thighs out of all of us!

Hamburglar Thighs by yeaummwhat December 24, 2010

Hamburgler 

While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel

While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler

Hamburgler by tekrc May 9, 2009

hamburglar 

Robble, robble,robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble.....robble! robble! Robble.....robble. Robble robble robble robble robble! Robbles robble robble? Robble robble robble. Robble

Hamburglar,"Robble robble robble robble?"

Oh Robble!

hamburglar by Chris Sorto January 28, 2008

hamburglar helper 

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

hamburglar helper by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

hamburglary 

The zen art of burglarizing hamburgers and other such things. Introduced by the grand master Hamburglar, perfected by the zen master himself Nithron.

"Did you see that guy pilfer all those leet warez?! That's pure hamburglary!"

hamburglary by Nithronn February 18, 2009

Hamburglar 

When you buy McDonald's, break into someone's house, eat it and leave your garbage behind.

Oh no! My house is a mess! The Hamburglar struck again!

Hamburglar by black as truck December 1, 2016

Jerry the Hamburglar 

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.

Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?

Jerry the Hamburglar by Thehammatime August 16, 2021