Character from the 70's era Blaxpoitation film Dolemite. Notable for his use of crack cocaine, knowledge of the ghetto in which he resides, and his ability to obtain hamburgers from the hamburger stand free of charge... because he is indeed a hamburger pimp. Also has his own funky theme song whenever he hobbles around.
Dolemite: Weeell if it isn't the Hamburger Pimp. Say, Hamburger Pimp!
HP: Ayy fella you don't know me man... uhh... who you talking to anyway. Better get on befo' you get jumped on.
Dolemite: Now who's bad enough to do all of that?
HP: Well, me, nigga, me! Man, I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day. He ain't sayin nothin.
HP: Ayy fella you don't know me man... uhh... who you talking to anyway. Better get on befo' you get jumped on.
Dolemite: Now who's bad enough to do all of that?
HP: Well, me, nigga, me! Man, I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day. He ain't sayin nothin.
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(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced, and paradoxically urgent state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, the urgent drive to satisfy a craving, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of specifically fatty foods: primarily hamburgers. The end result is usually a Food-Coma.
The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached the event horizon of a Food-Coma, brought on by an episode of HAMBURGENCE.
As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act; subsequently surrendering to his body's fat-saturated condition - albeit temporarily.
Note: a hamburgence-induced food-coma is one of the shorter-lasting conditions related to overindulgence.
The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached the event horizon of a Food-Coma, brought on by an episode of HAMBURGENCE.
As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act; subsequently surrendering to his body's fat-saturated condition - albeit temporarily.
Note: a hamburgence-induced food-coma is one of the shorter-lasting conditions related to overindulgence.
Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"
Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"
Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
by Astral Dissection June 28, 2011
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This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds
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This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds
Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc
"Widowmaker has a fucking hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."
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"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."
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Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.
Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.
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