Very bad breath that smells like somebody didn't brush their teeth their whole lives or use mouthwash or something. The common stench of anime/cosplay/Linux/hacker conventions, which usually mingles with the stench of the unwashed bodies of the geeks who attend them, all to produce a deadly vapor that can be smelled from up to two blocks away.
by I think I'm going to vomit profusely now. August 25, 2003
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by Ali June 22, 2004
Get the halitosis mug.Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003
Get the halitosis mug.Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.
theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis
so we all call him captin halitosis
by peedy dogg March 27, 2009
Get the captin halitosis mug.I was cocked last night, so I fell asleep after eating a large sundae. When I woke up, I said hi to my reflection and melted a hole in the mirror. I have halitosis.
by karnak July 11, 2003
Get the halitosis mug.the more scientific term referring to a Breath house, a male with breath which acts like acid on its victims, causing the watering of eyes and the prolonged decay of flesh. Halitosis houses also cause a degree of harm to themselves, which can lead to them decaying from the inside out, leading to even more severe bad breath, which serves to alienate them from the rest of civilized society. The breath smells like raw sewerage mixed with rotting flesh and dog chod.
Guy 1: geez, that guy's breath stinks of rotting zombie flesh
Guy 2: I know, William has had severe Halitosis for several years, due to an overconsumption of flesh and not enough toothpaste and mouth wash!
Guy 3: He is a Halitosis house, but his sister is peng bro, NGL
Guy 2: I know, William has had severe Halitosis for several years, due to an overconsumption of flesh and not enough toothpaste and mouth wash!
Guy 3: He is a Halitosis house, but his sister is peng bro, NGL
by Phil Mi Groin November 27, 2018
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