Halenur

A mf who’s married to a guy named with a letter “a” as his first name. Is either turkish. lives in denver. Very caring and kind. A good sister too. usually acts like a clown sometimes

Omg halenur is so kind🤡

by childeater21 April 14, 2021

eddie van halen

one of the greatest guitar players of all time. The second most innovative guitarist behind jimi Hendrix. he is a great song writer and no matter what will look cooler on stage then you do. Oh by the way did i mention that "Eruption" pretty much made jizz my pants.

Eddie Van Halen is fucking awesome!!!

by Rob March 27, 2005

Van Halen Piledriver

A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.

So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick

by GHSteve October 7, 2010

van halened

to get a person of the opposite sex back to your room under a rather flimsy purpose. Comes from same dialectic area as stribley and Rate

"You've Never heard of Van Halen? Well, come back to my room and i'll play you some." - That is Van Halening

"I Rate Van Halened some girl last night..."

by DanSussex November 8, 2007

Van Halen

A band that owns all others, the best of the best. Need I say more?

Van Halen kicks ass.

by EVH February 22, 2005

van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by Pud June 28, 2005

halona

a very very very beautiful girl

oh she helluh halona, ima get at dat.

by israelizdummyiz March 15, 2007