hairstyle runner

A Wooly Willy-like game featuring Homestar Runner.

Strong Mad lived out his name when someone emailed him a Hairstyle Runner idea.

hairstyle runner by Gryff March 10, 2004

Karen hairstyle 

Of any Caucasian woman with a bob cut replaced with Karen now.

Friend: I love your Karen hairstyle, Jenny.

Karen hairstyle by Dada Philosopher April 26, 2020

haifista 

A deep user at LUE2; not alot of people truly understand him, most like dismissing him as an idiot or a troll. A user named "The Apocalyzard" gave away one of his accounts, which haifista got and started speaking his mind through. Most users liked him under the false account but when they found out it was him they even disliked him more.

LUE2ser1: Hafiesta go away, no one likes you here.
haifista: Theres people that like me...
LUE2ser2: What you basically said was "No one likes me".
haifista: Yeah. Thats exactly what I said smartass.
LUE2 Mod: I like haifista.
haifista: Atleast someone admits it.

haifista by orncas March 11, 2005

Hairmster 

That disgusting pile of hair that collects near the drain in the shower that slightly resembles a hamster. Caution should be taken when disposing of a hairmster.

Bella: Ew! You left a hairmster in the shower!

Colleen: It's not like you don't do the same!

Hairmster by Freeky-Deeky September 9, 2010

hairstank 

The smell of hair after 1-2 days without being washed. Gets progressively worse with each passing day afterward, until it becomes truly gag-a-maggot. The peculiar odor of hairstank is a cross between oil, dirt, sweat and stale shampoo / conditioner fragrance. Easily transferred to pillowcases and the inside of hats. For some reason, the smell of a dog that hasn't been bathed in several weeks, is not as unpleasant as human hairstank after only 3-4 days.

I love hippie chicks, at least the ones who bathe regularly and don't have crotchstank and hairstank.

hairstank by palabrajot September 10, 2010

hairitated

When your hair is so messy, nappy, and knotty that it irritates you.

and as hard as you try, it won't fix

I got food in my hair last night, and I woke up hairitated.

hairitated by guest81992 May 5, 2011

Hairsterical 

When your hair is a mess with a gigantic knot in the back, it's hairsterical.

Girl...your hairsterical!

Hairsterical by bad hair day May 18, 2016