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Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
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harem no jutsu

A combination between sexy no jutsu and kage bunshin no jutsu which enables Naruto to first transform himself into a sexy female, and then create a high number of replications of himself, therefore the name harem no jutsu. See also kage bunshin no jutsu
The coolest jutsu in the entire show.
by Tor Haugan February 26, 2004
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HairMetalAddict

Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.

Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.
HairMetalAddict is the most hated moderator on Last FM for good reason.
by I killed Alice Cooper June 4, 2009
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fluffy haired knob

An extremely annoying person with hair that resembles pubic hair
Woman 1-hey you there you fluffy haired knob
by Fluffy one January 26, 2015
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harem queen

A girl or woman who has a lot of male friends. Usually they have more male friends than female friends. (See One of the lads) This person is usually the envy of many other women.
"I saw Corinne out with three guys last night!"
"She's the harem queen!"
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
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Reverse Harem

A collection of Males, lead by a Woman.

Made wildly popular in Japanese Animation. Where there is more then three men, that gather around one central, female character

(As seen in: Ouran Highschool Host Club, Hana-Kimi, Fruits Basket ,Fushigi Yuugi,Saint Seiya,Wallflower.)
"So, who were those guys walking with you?"
"Oh, just my reverse harem."
"No, shit. How do I get one?"
by Dark-Seraphim December 9, 2008
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Curly Haired Constipated Fuck

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.
by TRIBUTE June 18, 2012
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