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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

Hair Ballin 

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.
Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
Hair Ballin by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014

hair balls 

A general term for untrained people willing to cut their own hair without regard for the outcome.
Barb got tired of her bangs being so long so she trimmed them in the mirror with a disposable razor. She's got hair balls!
hair balls by IowagirlBAM November 1, 2009

No hair off my balls 

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.
No hair off my balls.
No hair off my balls by Nick McD September 25, 2010

hair on my ballsack 

A phrase denoting a sporadic and spontaneous lifestyle.
On a random whim.

Hairball 

A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.
Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!
Hairball by Hairball26 July 26, 2019