haiku

A poem format hailing from Japan. It's just like an American/English poem except like non-english words, it's entirely stupid and makes no sense. Idealist College students and "otaku" and wapanese people love it death. It's a pretty easy format because you just have to watch your the 5-7-5 format. You don't have to rhyme or make sense. Like calligraphy or any of the other stupid things to come from Japan and asia (A good reason we nuked them twice) it really holds no actual intelligence in the world of academia. It's best to kick the person who writes these thing in the jewels. Or if it's a girl, just smack her like you would any other woman (joking, you fags).

Haiku is no good.
Write stupid format for you.
Dorks like it a lot.

Touched my big penis
Japanese do not have one
They write stupid poems

by Samuel Macon May 05, 2006

haiku

Maddox (www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net) put it best:

I had a wet fart.
I think I need to wipe it.
Damn! I shit my pants.

I'm better than you
cos my johnson is so big
I hate your mother

by breep December 04, 2004

Haiku

A "town" on the island of Maui in Hawaii, United States which should be called a region instead due to its vast size, large population of trees, and perplexing roads that will lead you to the middle of the middle of nowhere. When giving directions, be sure to offer a map and perhaps spare fuel.

"Eh, you live in Haiku ya? What part you stay?"
"Oh uh, I dunno."

by Originalnabisco January 20, 2007

Haiku

A form of Japanese poetry with 17 syllables in three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. Almost all elementary english teachers force their students to write a haiku because they are too lazy to teach real poetry.

All haikus are great,
But they don't always make sense.
I got the buttpee.

by <======3 October 13, 2011

haiku

A fun poem which

has five syllables in the

first line, seven in

The second, and five

in the third line, it's mostly

just about nature.

Pandemonium

And chaos in our world

at least I'm asleep

by bluecheese May 22, 2004

haiku

a poem that is bnot/b restricted to the 5-7-5 format, as long as there is a good rhythm to it. the 5-7-5 was created as a template for the poem.
Usually about nature.

This is a haiku
Not five seven five
but it's got rhythm

by moofoo June 08, 2004

Haiku

7-5-7 syllable poem in three lines. Below are some examples.

"Learned your ABC's
Learned your birds and bees dummy
Parents hate their kids"

"Achievement Unlocked
Took an arrow to the knee
Sixty Gamerscore"

"My name's Bechreaus
I'm with all the black people in
the back of the bus" <---(I know it's racist)

"What is a haiku?
Urban Dictionary knows!
Oh. That's what it was."

by Ching Chong Evans January 10, 2012