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hagged

Derived from haggard, hagged is the true form of haggerdom. Once you become hagged, you're hagged for life. Not, necessarily a bad state for there are some who hold their hagged heads high. It's the generally giddy and autistic feeling after a menacingly long night of heavy drinking. You can't be labbeled as being hagged, you can't decide to be hagged, hagged is of the soul. It is the pure form of oneself.gangst
-Haggard to the extreme becomes "boss hagged".

-The first person in the liquor store, still drunk from last week, sporting the same old stinky flannel shirt, rocking the same disgruntaled grin and loving every minute of it. You are hagged and proud.
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HAGS

HAGS- the worst kind of STD. It is a combination of herpes, AIDS, goneria, and syphilis. Usually contracted through sexual intercourse with a prostitute or someone who's name starts with A.
Dude, i had sex with that chick Allison got the HAGS! Fuck.
by konnerfinch November 16, 2009
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Hag

by Harry69 September 27, 2010
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Hag

A elf-like creature that is hunched and has some gnarly toenails. Only follows one, Kreacher. Lays eggs and abandons young. Relatable to Dobby. Described as delicious.
Kreacher-"Come here little hag, lets play"
by Kreacher_Krechistan October 25, 2019
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Hag

A metaphor for representing women who make it their living to be the biggest bitch possible, symptoms include, cheating, lying, rudeness and a depraved pattern of living.
Person A: that chick with the moon tan is the biggest Hag, she cheated on you with me
Person B: don’t worry man she is just a Hag
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HAG

Hot Asian Girlfriend. A commonly used complimentary term in Sydney's gay community for good looking asian chicks who go out with a straight white guy. Not to be confused with a 'fag hag'.
Who is that chick with your brother? That is his HAG.
by Bee-artch June 20, 2011
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Hagging

When a straight woman goes out for a night on the town with a gay male(s). Also called Fag-Hagging, Fag-Haggin, or Haggin. Considered also a play on words between Hag and Hang.
Theresa: Hey Julie. What are you up to?
Julie: Oh Just Hagging with Michael and Tom tonight. Do you wanna double?
by DeJerk May 2, 2009
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