You and your hemorrhoids

A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

Haemorhoid

Synonym for unwanted person or group not able to take hints about going away and leaving people alone.

Has been referred to a certain class of whinging immigrants (Poms - see Brit, Limey, English).

Why are poms like haemorhoids? They come out, are a pain in the arse and they wont go back.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

hemorrhoid

Slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion.

Man! I wish that hemorrhoid would get off my ass and go around me!

by leftykittykat August 12, 2012

hemorrhoids

1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.

2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.

Girl 1. You can’t sit with us.
Girl 2: Actually, I can’t sit anywhere because I have hemorrhoids.

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

hemorrhoid survivor

Dita Mušperte

Dita Mušperte is a hemorrhoid survivor

by Tiiina April 23, 2023

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014

chronic hemorrhoids

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt

Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(

by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017