No-hope-in-hagen

The feeling of utter dismay when great expectations lead to absolutely nothing.

After all the hype and expense on the Climate Summit, the end result was No-hope-in-hagen.

by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009

Hagen Diaz’

Biker term for hello and goodbye. Similar to how one would use Aloha!

Hagen Diaz’ my good friend, how was your day.

by Jonny Outlaw April 8, 2022

Lars Håvard Haugen

The best damn guitarist from Hol to Gulsvik.

Have you heard Lars Håvard Haugen's instrumental album?

by NintendoSwitchForWomen June 16, 2023

Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010

Hagenized

N. To be hotter than hot.
V. To be made look hotter than hot.

"Wow! Did you see her?!" "Yeah she's Hagenized!!"

by Jonathon October 7, 2004

Brandon Hagen

A very smelly individual. Known for there snazzy sweaters and classy kicks, these little critters are rare. Hard to find, unless you know where to look. They lurk in only the edgiest of locations, many of which you probably have never heard of, such as a wavves concert or a poetry reading.

ordinary chump 1#: "did you see that brandon hagen guy?"
ordinary chump 2#: "barely, that guy was so edgy I almost cut myself."

by Rembrandt Cavendish October 24, 2011

Hegenberger

A crew hailing from north Phoenix all about keeping the peace. Partying without any drama. Smizz

Once down with the Hegenberger crew you can use Hegen before many things such as Hegen-brew, Hegen-smoke, and of course Hegen-smizz gnome sayne

CduBB: y0 you down with the Hegenberger crew?

Random person at the DUB: naw

CduBB and friends: Let's jump this nigga!! Oh wait naw lets smizz one and let him hit on a breezy.

by Cdubbington March 2, 2008