A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
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the dance you perform on gabbermusic, its kind of like skanking except for the arm swinging part and you do shorter kicks with your feet. this all compared with aggression makes for some good ol hakken.
dude I thought I was going to get the shit kicked out of me. then I found out they were doing some crazy dutch dance called hakken.
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Drummer of Meshuggah and God of double bass drumming precision and is noted for having amazing polyrithmic drumming skill. He is also a master lyricist.
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