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Hey, it's been a while. How are you? 

Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".
Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"

Awkward How are you? text conversation 

It is the epitome of a text conversation that leads to no productive result at all. Very short and point less. It might seem like the person texting you wants to chat with you, but in reality it just leaves you with an awkward silence.
Person A: Hey, what's up? You called.
Person B: Yeah. Nothing, just wanted to see how you were doing.
Person A: I'm fine thank you! How are you?
Person B: I'm fine.

END OF Awkward How are you? text CONVERSATION

Hi, how are you today 

Like if your doing good, dislike if your not doing so well
Hi, how are you today boss. Good Jimmy.

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life 

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

Hi, how are you? 

Can be a nice thing to say if you say it to a friend or a loved one, but inappropriate if you say in response to a police officer that asks you how high are you?
Police officer: How high are you?
Some random idiot: No officer, you're wrong! It's Hi, how are you?

Ni how are you? 

A typical greeting between Chinese Americans, used as a combination of the Chinese: "Ni hao" and the English: "How are you?" Its a way for the Chinese Americans, also known by the Chinese as bananas, white on the inside and yellow on the outside, to celebrate both their asian and western heritage.
When a Chinese American ask a fellow Chinese American the age old question "Ni how are you? Would you like some dumplings?" They always expect them to reply: "Ni how are you yourself? Im good, and dumplings sounds terrific! Happy year of the unicorn!"
Ni how are you? by Mandasm May 20, 2022