h.a.m.

Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.

"Anticipating the arrival of her blind-date, Tammy envisioned a dashing, debonair Southern gentleman - a well-coiffed, mustachioed Rhett Butler - however, her hopes wilted like day-old daisies when she was picked up by Wayne in his uncle's Camaro wearing a muscle-shirt and sweatpants complementing his newly-grown h.a.m. and a luxuriant mullet."

by dorianX January 25, 2009

H.A.M.

Hard at Midnight

Last night I turned 21. Hit the bars up H.A.M. style.

by hard at midnight June 2, 2011

h.a.m

Hott Ass Mom Like MILF i Love ham yo From Nobody likes onions

Boy 1:Look At that Milf
Boy 2: No u Dumbass the word is H.A.M Hott Ass Mom

by Baxter Davis August 21, 2006

H.A.M

Home and masturbate

I need to go H.A.M

by Classy sasshole July 10, 2018

H.a.m

A h.a.m is someone who is a “Hot Ass Mess”.

I need to get my life together I’m such a “H.a.m”

by Avant-garde December 2, 2018

H.A.M

Hot ass mom

Damn that’s one H.A.M

by Heidi loves Phillip February 17, 2019

H.a.m

Home and masterbate

Man I cant wait go h.a.m

by Voltage8558 January 23, 2020