(Pronounced GUY-ICE)
Simple. GUY advISE. When a girl is tired of hearing advise from her gender and seeks advise about the opposite sex from the source.
Simple. GUY advISE. When a girl is tired of hearing advise from her gender and seeks advise about the opposite sex from the source.
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Symptoms include overenthusiasm over bacon, bragging about the time you fucked a fat chick, kitchen/sammich comments, starting off statements with "your not a real guy until...."
Symptoms include overenthusiasm over bacon, bragging about the time you fucked a fat chick, kitchen/sammich comments, starting off statements with "your not a real guy until...."
Guy: Bacon! Bacon! Gotta have me some bacon!
Girl: Was there some bacon famine recently? Why are guys jumping all over this all at once now? You have Guyitis so bad you probably jerk off to Entourage.
Girl: Was there some bacon famine recently? Why are guys jumping all over this all at once now? You have Guyitis so bad you probably jerk off to Entourage.
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A term for the "male personality types" ideology/belief. Much like Astrology or MBTI, the science or psychology behind the (at the time of writing) six types of guy (Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Omega, Delta & Sigma) are shaky at best and non-existent at worst.
Not useful towards anything but copium, and grindset for insecure men (though, sometimes women as well, this is much more rare), it is often heavily defended by its proponents, who use circular logic and claims of social and sexual prowess/positive results and little else to defend it. Usually beginning and ending with claiming that the person who disagrees is one of the "types" that are beneath them (which, in their eyes is all types, because they're all Alphas, of course.)
A term for the "male personality types" ideology/belief. Much like Astrology or MBTI, the science or psychology behind the (at the time of writing) six types of guy (Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Omega, Delta & Sigma) are shaky at best and non-existent at worst.
Not useful towards anything but copium, and grindset for insecure men (though, sometimes women as well, this is much more rare), it is often heavily defended by its proponents, who use circular logic and claims of social and sexual prowess/positive results and little else to defend it. Usually beginning and ending with claiming that the person who disagrees is one of the "types" that are beneath them (which, in their eyes is all types, because they're all Alphas, of course.)
Guy: Dude, I don't know why that female turned me down! I'm a prime Alpha, and I even told her so.
Dude: Maybe if you didn't buy into that Guystrology crap, and just acted like a normal person, women would be more receptive?
Guy: Exactly what a Beta would say.
Dude: A "beta" who actually gets dates.
Dude: Maybe if you didn't buy into that Guystrology crap, and just acted like a normal person, women would be more receptive?
Guy: Exactly what a Beta would say.
Dude: A "beta" who actually gets dates.
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A food muncher!
e can be nice and kind when he wants too and kinda cut but nah.
A food muncher!
e can be nice and kind when he wants too and kinda cut but nah.
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