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Guyise

(Pronounced GUY-ICE)
Simple. GUY advISE. When a girl is tired of hearing advise from her gender and seeks advise about the opposite sex from the source.
Hey, I could really use some guyise about Johnny....
by Trainer S'Alex January 23, 2010
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Guyitis

When someone tries to hard to be a guy when it should come naturally.

Symptoms include overenthusiasm over bacon, bragging about the time you fucked a fat chick, kitchen/sammich comments, starting off statements with "your not a real guy until...."
Guy: Bacon! Bacon! Gotta have me some bacon!

Girl: Was there some bacon famine recently? Why are guys jumping all over this all at once now? You have Guyitis so bad you probably jerk off to Entourage.
by havalina June 30, 2011
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guisto

a uber tall fellow, with pretty eyes, but a jack ass.
did you see that kid, he was totally a guisto!
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gurista

"You seen that noob hes a right gurista!" says Skuza
by Doctor Dreamy May 15, 2008
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#guyissues

Problems that only men have, such as RB's .
Got grounded for wanking? Well, #guyissues.
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Guystrology

Portmanteau of "guy" and "astrology".

A term for the "male personality types" ideology/belief. Much like Astrology or MBTI, the science or psychology behind the (at the time of writing) six types of guy (Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Omega, Delta & Sigma) are shaky at best and non-existent at worst.

Not useful towards anything but copium, and grindset for insecure men (though, sometimes women as well, this is much more rare), it is often heavily defended by its proponents, who use circular logic and claims of social and sexual prowess/positive results and little else to defend it. Usually beginning and ending with claiming that the person who disagrees is one of the "types" that are beneath them (which, in their eyes is all types, because they're all Alphas, of course.)
Guy: Dude, I don't know why that female turned me down! I'm a prime Alpha, and I even told her so.

Dude: Maybe if you didn't buy into that Guystrology crap, and just acted like a normal person, women would be more receptive?

Guy: Exactly what a Beta would say.

Dude: A "beta" who actually gets dates.
by Nojuan_Especial August 6, 2021
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Guistaphe

This guy is the biggest jerk ever but also can be nice at times and very annoyig loves food.
A food muncher!

e can be nice and kind when he wants too and kinda cut but nah.
Guistaphe is a muncher
by everyonelovess_me March 21, 2023
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