Gurney

When any particular area of your genitals gets a random itch.

“Phwoarrr I’ve got a Gurney happening on my left flap badly, right now”

by Jancey June 8, 2018

gurkenflaggen

1. A quite made-up word used to describe anything or anyone that gets on your nerves.

2. Can be used to replace vulgar.

1. *cats pees on your bed* "Aww, that stupid gurkenflaggen!!"
2. "What the gurkenflaggen!?"

by Trala543 December 2, 2011

Gurney Journey

When you take too many drugs and your jaw uncontrollably starts chattering or clenching.

Ella: ‘Graham, your jaw is out of control, you’re clenching your teeth and they’re chattering too!’
Graham: ‘Yeah, I’m on a Gurney Journey’

by Obella & Ellaron October 26, 2019

gurney my deck

Giving oneself a very sloppy, deep-throat blowjob.

I need to work on my flexability so I can gurney my deck.

by SlurpieJoe June 26, 2020

Gukkey

A person who is gay and depressed.

Hey it's so gukkey.

by Watha vangada March 23, 2021

Gurkenbauer

A Gurkenbauer is not only the German translation of a cucumber farmer, but also stands for someone who likes to farm dicks ("cucumbers"), making him one of the most gay people alive.

Phillipp: God look at that man over there with all of that makeup.
Luca: He looks like such a Gurkenbauer, doesn't he?

by Invaliput April 14, 2023

Gunkey

A geico lizard

Did you see that gunkey trynna help me save 15% on car insurance

by Hpbobnig June 12, 2019