1. Literally meaning 'light of the king of gods'.
2. A stubborn,obstinate,obnoxious geezer who just won't give up.
2. A stubborn,obstinate,obnoxious geezer who just won't give up.
by Ghostofspartakratos May 6, 2018
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Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
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To be forced to sleep on the couch.
An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.
An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.
No problem Erik.
No problem Erik.
by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008
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