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kiss the gunners daughter

Term used in the Age of Sail Navy: To be bent over the breach of a cannon and caned for an infraction of the law with as much respect and privacy that could be found on the gun deck in a man of war. This was reserved for midshipmen who would one day become officers and were above being flogged in public on the open deck. very much like the school boy who is caned by the schoolmaster in private. Serious trouble that will soon pass. Receiving minor discipline that may be momentarily a pain in the ass.
" that guy Bill in accounting has screwed up the payroll again. The boss will have him kiss the gunners daughter for that one."
by Pete Bingham December 14, 2008
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cunny gunderson

1. One who deserves to be called a cunt, yet is within earshot and would would become irate if they knew how you felt about them. Or someone who is simply a cunt.

2. Can also be split up into two words, pretending that the person with whom you are conversing is named Gunderson. And the afore mentioned "cunny gunderson" is referred to simply as cunny.
1.

wow that girl is such a "cunny gunderson"

that guy's tribal tattoo makes him look like a bit of a "cunny gunderson"

2.

she's a bit of a cunny, eh there gunderson?

i say there gunderson, that girl appears to be a bit of a cunny
by Mr. Gunderson June 5, 2010
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Rex Gunderson: Not enough, as long as i have my toes nothing can stop me?
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gundersun

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gunners

Whoa, look at her big big gunners!
I'd hang on to those puppies!
by mmmlele August 15, 2007
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gonersyphilherpades

a mixture of nice things that overly sluttish people will eventually meet.
eww, shes(hes) definately got gonersyphilherpades
by totally_clean October 17, 2006
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gundersun

Small lint ball like object found either in the pubic region of a woman or stuck to the clammy, sticky lips of her vagina.
Your mother must have had a hundred gundersuns stuck to her clam hole.
by Ada Gundersun August 30, 2003
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