Gump 

a language used by people when they are too high and cannot pronounce words well. so they make up there own for the time being.

"man how baked are you?"

"im scubbin the bad bumps"

"i was so high i just started speaking Gump"

Gump by Bubba Scumpz August 12, 2009

gump 

a faggot or someone who is just plain whack

"omg! look at those shoes they are mad tight son!"
"dem shoes is whack! UR A GUMP! getta outta here dawg!"

gump by Halla! July 11, 2007

GUMP 

Gay Ugly Motherfucking Punk

esp. in D.C. metropolitan gyms

The old men that you see in the locker room who'd never workout, but stays in the steamroom, sauna, and showers until they look like a raisin trying to get their peeps at you!

"What the fuck is that GUMP looking at?"

GUMP by 2 short July 11, 2009

gump 

a person that is slow, mentally or physically

Josh Woods is a gump.

gump by Lucas Garcia February 1, 2008

Gump 

Being sexual arroused by a figure of matter, without actually being touch, or to touch the matter. Orgasm of the imagination.

Did you see that car, I think I just gumped.

Gump by TheUnlikelyHero October 22, 2010

Gump 

To Gump is to play ping pong such as Forrest Gump did. It's an easier way to ask someone if they want to play ping pong with you, without sounding like a fruit.

"Hey man, you want to Gump"
"I'm not really sure, I'm hammered drunk and won't be able to hit the ball."

Gump by PraiseBathsheba December 29, 2013

gump 

When you shit and piss at the exact same time while sitting on the toilet.

I went to the bathroom the other day and had gump.

gump by Bobby Ricochet October 13, 2008