Gluteny

Not being able to stop eating copious amounts of animal crackers, cookies, or any other glutenous snacks.

I just ate a whole bag of animal crackers. Will I go to hell for Gluteny?

by mcknazzy August 5, 2010

Guttenberg

The 1/4 of a square-mile town in Hudson county, New Jersey, across the river from Manhattan's upper west side.
Most densely populated place in USA.
Lots of ethnic restaurant and a pleasant neighborhood vibe.

Not a lot of parking spots around, and your English-Spanish dictionary could be handy.
10 minutes drive to the Lincoln Tunnel, which (sometimes) means 15 minutes to Times Square.
Very few people outside NJ even know Guttenberg exists.

--
NY chick 1: That guy lives in Guttenberg
NY chick 2: Where?

by NinT71 August 26, 2013

Gutenberg Press

The Gutenberg press with its wooden and later metal movable type printing brought down the price of printed materials and made such materials available for the masses. It remained the standard until the 20th century. During the centuries, many newer printing technologies were developed based on Gutenberg's printing machine e.g. offset printing.

Johannes Gutenberg was a German goldsmith and inventor best known for the Gutenberg press, an innovative printing machine that used movable type. Gutenberg was born between 1394 and 1400 and died in 1468. In 1438, Gutenberg began a business arrangement with Andreas Dritzehn, who funded his experiments in printing. In 1450, Gutenberg began a second arrangement with German businessman Johannes Fust. Fust lent Gutenberg the money to start a printing business and build a large Gutenberg Press, their printing projects included the now famous Gutenberg Bible. On September 30, 1452, Johann Guttenberg's Bible was published becoming the first book to be published in volume.

by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

glutenist

a girl named kendall who likes to make edits on tiktok that ruin everyone's day; her edits never miss but then again these hands won't either if she keeps making me cry (her edits are genuinely outstanding)

person 1: do u follow glutenist?
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though

by stickybeebs June 2, 2021

Gluten

Extremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country.

Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten.

by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017

Guten Tag

It means: Hello!, Good day!, Good afternoon!, How do you do? in German

Friend: Hello
Me: Guten tag!
Friend: Does that mean pack a bowl or hello?
Me: ja
Friend: "ja" what?
Me: ja to both

by Psyska October 23, 2013

guttenplan

to guttenplan (verb): to dazzle and amaze with one's knowledge; to completely dominate someone in an argument with the use of extreme knowledge

guttenplan (noun): acknowledgement of someone's good knowledge and domination of an argument with facts

In honour of Alexander Guttenplan's performance on University Challenge.

I completely guttenplanned that argument.
Dave completely guttenplanned Chris in class earlier.

What a guttenplan!

by guttenplanner February 18, 2010