guffey butt

A guffey butt is a woman's ass that has gone through so many weight gains and weight loses that it has become flat and has sank down into her thighs.

Martha if you keep losing weight like this your ass will look like a "Guffey Butt".

by Labonte777 January 28, 2014

guffied

The Ability to drag out a minumal task that should only take a few Minutes.

To take 4 hours to watch a 2 hour movie.

"I just guffied the shit out of that movie!"

by Brad shaw November 28, 2007

Gaffed

Gaffing Gaffed - "getting off" with somebody at a party/gathering and having sex, poking or a blow job but never speaking again. Scottish slang used mostly in Paisley and the South Side of Glasgow.

Did you know that Ben gaffed Susan at Sandys party?

by Meggypeggy5672 January 2, 2015

gaffed

to be in a very high state

blonk was so gaffed he forgot his own birthday 2 years running

by happinessisi September 14, 2006

Blye Guffey

A lesbian who has a small penis and is usually at pizza hut

Blye Guffey is gay

by NotColbyD October 17, 2021

Guffer

Someone who farts an abnormal amount, normally from excessive cheese eating. Also likely to be used towards a middle class girl from Hampshire.

Fucking hell Morris, that stinks. You’re an absolute guffer.

by Burnie Spoonie January 11, 2018

Guffey

50% Mayonnaise, 160% Seagull

I just Guffied my pants so please pass the Guffey

by Brad Tate June 24, 2008