Goomba: The prophecy has been "guarentold" that a man named "Big D" will come and spook you when you are least expecting it.
Big D: SPAGOOT!...gotchya
Goomba: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN GUARANTOLD !
Big D: SPAGOOT!...gotchya
Goomba: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN GUARANTOLD !
by dan pawlett December 1, 2009
Get the guarantold mug.It is the highest form(around 100%) of any guarantee followed by the Men's Warehouse Guarantee(around 75%) and then the Ed from Jersey Guarantee (around 25%). The George Foreman is not to be violated and the punishment for such violation will be harsh.
Rich Davis: Covino, bro I George Foreman guarantee that Spot will get some this weekend.
1 week later...
Covino: It is now time for Rich's slap in the face and pie disgrace for violating the George Foreman.
Rich: I should've gone with the Men's Warehouse.
1 week later...
Covino: It is now time for Rich's slap in the face and pie disgrace for violating the George Foreman.
Rich: I should've gone with the Men's Warehouse.
by BeastlyDoughboy January 10, 2009
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A 'Guernatron' is a heavy pills, ketamine and MDMA taker, it refers to the 'Guerning' experienced while high on pills.
See GUERNING.
See GUERNING.
by ARGoode January 26, 2009
Get the Guernatron mug.(noun): An unwavering assurance that if Yotam promises something, it will unquestionably be accomplished. Yotam's name has become synonymous with reliability and effectiveness, representing a steadfast commitment to delivering on their word.
by señor mo July 17, 2023
Get the Yotam guarantee mug.Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.
by The Feight Train June 13, 2008
Get the guaransheed mug.Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)
The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.
Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.
Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.
Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.
Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.
by Jimmy33 December 9, 2005
Get the Guaranteed TD mug.Word in Spanish with two meanings. The first and most used is for describing a woman which jumps from dick to another or sleeps very often with different men, zorra, cerda, puta are synonyms too (slut in english).
The second (literal) is when a woman is kinda dirty, like she don't visit the shower or change clothes very often.
The second (literal) is when a woman is kinda dirty, like she don't visit the shower or change clothes very often.
- Yesterday I was very confortable with her and today she has sent me to hell and she's with another dude.
- I know, she's a guarra bro
- Estaba de puta madre con ella ayer y hoy ya me ha mandao a la mierda y esta con otro notas.
- Ya, esque es una guarra tron
- I know, she's a guarra bro
- Estaba de puta madre con ella ayer y hoy ya me ha mandao a la mierda y esta con otro notas.
- Ya, esque es una guarra tron
by bostez January 18, 2008
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