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Grunk

When grandpa gets in to the liquor cabinet at four in the morning. Probably has a half smoked blunt and is blurting out racist slurs he learned in the Vietnam war. When he finally sobers up he will just say what are you looking at to the closest person near him and take a shot of nightquil and pass out on your couch to start the cycle over again the next day
Child: mom grandpa is scaring me

Mother: don't be a little bitch grandpa is just geting his grunk on
by Grunk fund June 11, 2018
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grunked

Act of consuming large quanities of alcohol at a diffent date in time...
We went out and drank last night and we got beyond sober
by Ty March 6, 2004
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Grunk

1.) Elderly people who are drunk beyond their limit. (Grandparent + Crunked)

2.) When you consume large enough quantities of alcohol that you enter a state where you fall and cant get up, need adult diapers, and have trouble getting an erection, much like a Grandparent.
Damn, I got grunk last night! I pissed my pants and couldnt get it up.
by B. Hurk February 18, 2009
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grunk music

indie/grunge/punk/rock

comes from: grunge+punk=grunk
Grunk music is a type of music using indie/grunge/punk/rock: ie: free state prophets
by GEMSY August 17, 2006
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Grunk

The Act of drinking an energy drink and continuing to consume alcohol. Thus resulting in a a hyper intoxicate person.
Dude man after that red-line and colt 45 you are so grunk!
by Colin Poe April 13, 2008
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Grunked

When you are grappled, or incapacitated, in D&D with a creature's tongue.

If you're swallowed that's when you know: You got grunked hard
Ah, the Mohrg's got me...
Shit man, you've been grunked.

Damn that frog grunked me hard
by John Roleplay June 7, 2021
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Grunk

a small fluffy animal that bounces
"bob saw a cute little grunk"
by mr.grunk February 15, 2018
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