grooting

The act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying "I am groot"

I am totally into grooting

by kdl850 August 11, 2014

Grottoing

The act of abusing ones liver for a very low fee.

Grottoing is Going to a hole in the wall bar to get hammered really really cheap..Where you have put the concern of $$ over the atmosphere...

by FOSTER348 March 2, 2011

grutting

the sound a woman or man makes when deep throating a penis

"should of seen her grutting away, it was awsome!"

by the dooms July 19, 2012

groting

When you're having extreme hardcore sex with someone

"Bill I walked in on Lisa and Alexander last night and they were fuckimg groting dude"

by The only and only J-Dizzle September 13, 2016

Grooting

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

by Grooting April 13, 2017

Gotting

Receiving an object

I never end up gotting it/ them

by Billybob Joe Jr. The 2nd January 5, 2021

Groating

The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.

Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"

by Ironpanion May 5, 2022